Troubles
in
Town
Written by Hunter-Chameleon (Quint)
(Shortly after the events of “Enter: Marauder”, the Mercs are soon arrived to Megalopolis)
Hunter:
I have
good news,
guys!
We'll be
arrived
soon at
Megalopolis!
Shinobu:
Sounds
great,
but...How
will we
land?Hunter:
Err...
Kayorei:
...Hunter:
I knew I
forgot
something.
Stardust:
We're
gonna
CRASH!(And so, the Marauder hit the ground in quite a rude way. Luckily, it was out of the town, so no major buildings were damaged in the process. The statement doesn't truly apply to the battleship's residents, however.)
Falling
star:
Ouch...
Iga:
Next time
you drive
that
thing,
Hunter, I
want to
see your
license!Hunter:
*sighs*
Anyways,
(activates
a screen
on the
main
monitor),
what are
the
damages to
the
boat?
Crew
Joe (on
the
screen):
Very
minor,
sir.
However,
some
pieces
will need
a
revision.Hunter:
You heard
the bot,
guys.
We'll need
to find a
mechanic.Iga:
If I
remember
well,
there's
the right
shop on
Hoggan's
Alley. We
should go
and have a
look.Stardust:
Stop it
now! I
didn't
escape
death only
to buy
motor
pieces! I
want to
have a day
off!Falling
star:
Same
here!(Little did they know that 5 people are spying on them...)
“Raven”: Are you sure they are our targets?
“Sniper”: Almost. Now, if only you would give me these pictures the doctor gave us...
“Armored”: Ehhr...
“Sniper”: What now?
“BigArm”: Looks like Mr. Stupid forgot them.
“Knight”: I hereby claim that this way of act is dishonored for us.
“Raven”: Well, we can denate the bomb right now...
“Knight”: But what if they aren't the guys we are after?
“Sniper”: Shut up. I'm gonna denate it....NOW! *button is pressed*
(Back to the Mercs)
Hunter:
Oh, all
right. Do
what you
want, but
remember:
I want all
of you
here at 7
o'clock.
Right?
The
other
Mercs:
Right!(The Marauder explodes and debris falls everywhere and one of them eventually smashed Mega Water, which killed him.)
Naoshi:
Aw
crap...Falling
Star!(Then all of the sudden, 5 mysterious figures jumps off of the buildings there were on and lands in front of the remaining 7Mercs.)
Kayorei:
Who are
you?!...
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APRIL
FOOLS!!!
Note: Half of the ep is actually part of the real epilogue 3. Most of the villians scene came from the upcoming epilogue 4. (With some modifications so they fit in the ep. They don't appear in ep3) And the whole bomb thing was obviously made up.